yeah, i don't really have anything to say other than happy holidays, merry christmas, seasons greetings (i hate that one) and um, happy hanukkah, merry kwanzaa or yeah, whatever. sooo i decided that i want to make a list of my pet peeves, ya know, just for fun. ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAY... and my ramblings in this entry :)
1. I absolutely despise when people call you or IM you with NOTHING TO SAY. i think i've written about this before... but it needs to emphasized. having a phone costs money, and you are wasting my minutes by calling with nothing to say. lol.
2. I really don't like when adults ask me if i have a boyfriend. this bothers me for a few reasons. one, how do you know i don't have a girlfriend . it also bothers me because i have NO CLUE why i don't have a boyfriend so i just shrug my shoulders at them and say 'umm i really do not know'. then they always go "really? but you're so pretty"
FUCK YOU!
3. i really hate driving, but thats not my pet peeve. my pet peeve is when you're driving on the highway, there's really not a lot of traffic, and someone behind you speeds up just to go in front of you. like, what are u trying to do? stick it to me? i don't care that you got around me. ugh.
4. this should have been number one, because it bothers me SOOO much. when i am watching tv, and people are around me talking..LOUDLY. shut. the. fuck. up. please!
5. i swear i'm quitting smoking. but this still bothers me. when i am smoking a cigarette and someone says 'smoking kills!!'. one, i know that, two, i obviously don't give a fuck because i'm still smoking, three, you telling me that isn't gonna stop me, i'm addicted motherfucker. stupid ass people
6. we'll end it here. people that no matter what the conversation is about, they make it about themselves. that is so fucking frustrating. lets just talk about ME for a second please.
peace
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Ten Points for YOUUU darling
haha.
okey dokey, remember Thomas? yeah, so i spoke to him on the phone for **I KID YOU NOT!** FIVE hours. FIVEEEE. this is unprecedented because i do not...scratch that... i DESPISE talking on the phone. it was an actual conversation, we had a back and forth, he asked me questions, i asked him questions, it was great. he is so sweet and wonderful. the one downside you ask? he is not looking to be in a relationship. well su-fucking-prise. lol. of course you're not! i don't know what the issue is with men these days. they are like scared of commitment more than ever. and you know what? the only reason they get away with that BULLSHIT is because we LET them! if girls stopped talking to guys that just wanted to be FWB's or just 'talking' of fuck buddies, or whatever, they would be alone.. and horny. i mean, my personal plan is to just be my normal charming self and eventually he'll fall in love with me just like the others. hahaha. but i'm totally serious. okay. this brings me to the title of this entry 'ten points for you darling':
the first ten points he gets is from the following goings on: we're on the phone and he's looking through my profile pictures and saying which ones he likes. haha. so he says out of nowhere, 'you're like, really cute'... well duh, of course i am.
second ten points: he sees a picture of my mother and says 'wow, she's gorgeous'... definitely, thats where i get it from!
ten more: we're talking... i say something and he says, 'you're freakin adorable' ...hes a quick one!
i am super duper happy because we're hanging out tomorrow :) i can't wait to see him and our other mutual friend that i haven't seen in a YEAR! so i'm excited as hell. and i am going to finish this entry with a beautiful line from my homegirl india arie...
I will be patient, kind, faithful and true
To a man who loves music
A man who loves art
Respect's the spirit world
And thinks with his heart
ugh, how beautiful is that? like honestly that is all i want! especially the last part, a man who thinks with his heart? wow india, you soooo get me!
i love you, readers!
peace<3
okey dokey, remember Thomas? yeah, so i spoke to him on the phone for **I KID YOU NOT!** FIVE hours. FIVEEEE. this is unprecedented because i do not...scratch that... i DESPISE talking on the phone. it was an actual conversation, we had a back and forth, he asked me questions, i asked him questions, it was great. he is so sweet and wonderful. the one downside you ask? he is not looking to be in a relationship. well su-fucking-prise. lol. of course you're not! i don't know what the issue is with men these days. they are like scared of commitment more than ever. and you know what? the only reason they get away with that BULLSHIT is because we LET them! if girls stopped talking to guys that just wanted to be FWB's or just 'talking' of fuck buddies, or whatever, they would be alone.. and horny. i mean, my personal plan is to just be my normal charming self and eventually he'll fall in love with me just like the others. hahaha. but i'm totally serious. okay. this brings me to the title of this entry 'ten points for you darling':
the first ten points he gets is from the following goings on: we're on the phone and he's looking through my profile pictures and saying which ones he likes. haha. so he says out of nowhere, 'you're like, really cute'... well duh, of course i am.
second ten points: he sees a picture of my mother and says 'wow, she's gorgeous'... definitely, thats where i get it from!
ten more: we're talking... i say something and he says, 'you're freakin adorable' ...hes a quick one!
i am super duper happy because we're hanging out tomorrow :) i can't wait to see him and our other mutual friend that i haven't seen in a YEAR! so i'm excited as hell. and i am going to finish this entry with a beautiful line from my homegirl india arie...
I will be patient, kind, faithful and true
To a man who loves music
A man who loves art
Respect's the spirit world
And thinks with his heart
ugh, how beautiful is that? like honestly that is all i want! especially the last part, a man who thinks with his heart? wow india, you soooo get me!
i love you, readers!
peace<3
Monday, December 22, 2008
aint, that. funny.
this is a follow up of 'chuuuuch'.... wow.
so i have always been fascinated by the members of my church. they are too funny to me. like i said earlier, i used to loveeee youth group when i was like 13 and 14, but eventually grew out of that. now, my church is very big on making you feel guilty about doing 'bad things' and missing church or youth group. they try to make you feel like you are missed, but you and i both know what they're really saying... i'll even do an interpretation for you:
church member: oh lauren, we really missed you these past few wednesdays, you oughta come back soon!!
interpretation: lauren, now you know should be here at church instead of doing all of those WORLDLY things that you do... get yo ass back in church!!
lol.
but seriously, thats how they are! and now, i see these SAME people out and about, smoking, drinking, fucking, sucking, partying, and doing everything that is 'unholy' and it cracks me up. hahaha!!! honestly, you church people make me sick to my fucking stomach. live your life. don't tell me what i should be doing or what i shouldn't be doing. see, thats the thing, they're so focused on what everyone else in the church is doing that they can't even get they're own motherfucking life straight. it makes me truly sick.
btw... i'm getting a bit disturbed by the amount of grown ups/ my friend's parent's getting facebooks. but its okay because i took down my trifling pictures :)
so i have always been fascinated by the members of my church. they are too funny to me. like i said earlier, i used to loveeee youth group when i was like 13 and 14, but eventually grew out of that. now, my church is very big on making you feel guilty about doing 'bad things' and missing church or youth group. they try to make you feel like you are missed, but you and i both know what they're really saying... i'll even do an interpretation for you:
church member: oh lauren, we really missed you these past few wednesdays, you oughta come back soon!!
interpretation: lauren, now you know should be here at church instead of doing all of those WORLDLY things that you do... get yo ass back in church!!
lol.
but seriously, thats how they are! and now, i see these SAME people out and about, smoking, drinking, fucking, sucking, partying, and doing everything that is 'unholy' and it cracks me up. hahaha!!! honestly, you church people make me sick to my fucking stomach. live your life. don't tell me what i should be doing or what i shouldn't be doing. see, thats the thing, they're so focused on what everyone else in the church is doing that they can't even get they're own motherfucking life straight. it makes me truly sick.
btw... i'm getting a bit disturbed by the amount of grown ups/ my friend's parent's getting facebooks. but its okay because i took down my trifling pictures :)
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Poetry
i don't like poetry... at all. but i really like this one poem... its from harold and kumar, but i find it very cute:
I fear that I will always be
a lonely number like root three
The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight,
Beneath the vicious square root sign?
I wish instead I were a nine,
For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic
I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality
When hark! What is this I see?
Another square root of a three,
has quietly come waltzing by
Together now we multiply
to form a number we prefer,
rejoicing as an integer
We break free from our mortal bonds
with the wave of magic wands
Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed
<3
I fear that I will always be
a lonely number like root three
The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight,
Beneath the vicious square root sign?
I wish instead I were a nine,
For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic
I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality
When hark! What is this I see?
Another square root of a three,
has quietly come waltzing by
Together now we multiply
to form a number we prefer,
rejoicing as an integer
We break free from our mortal bonds
with the wave of magic wands
Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed
<3
Friday, December 19, 2008
My Natural Hair Journey/ Boy News
i thank lady nele for helping my dumb ass out with the whole video embedding thing. i'm not really technologically inclined. regardless, i figured out how to make a video and it is sooooo good. here it is...
hope you enjoyed it... comment and rate on youtube pleeeease.
okay so... last night was extremely interesting. i was invited by my good outback friend to go to fridays for her going away party. i was reluctant (because i am a homebody) but i dragged myself out anyway. i ended up sitting across from her cousin, lets name him, Thomas. lol. okay so lets describe Thomas, hes black, duh, hes wearing a brown button-down shirt, a tan sweater over it, and a tan polo jacket...jeans, and brown loafers. lol. wholesome. i asked where he goes to school and he said liberty. for those of you who don't know, that is a christian college. sooo, we proceeded to talk and what not... he is turning 19. ahh! so young!!!! but literally, that is the only 'flaw' that he has. he is so sweet and nice and funny and not douche-like. hes a christian and hes a virgin and hes waiting for the 'right person'. *GASP* times a billion. so we sorta kinda sorta kidna kissed... ah! thats maybe not a good thing, but honestly CGT has been nothing short of an asshole and i fucking deserve to be happy. if someone other than cgt will make me happy, i'm not going to pass that up. that would be stupid! anyway... he seems totally cool and legit... and i reeeeally liked talking to him and i really do wanna hang out with him in the future. i'll keep my faithful readers posted : )
don't forget to comment on my video!!!
hope you enjoyed it... comment and rate on youtube pleeeease.
okay so... last night was extremely interesting. i was invited by my good outback friend to go to fridays for her going away party. i was reluctant (because i am a homebody) but i dragged myself out anyway. i ended up sitting across from her cousin, lets name him, Thomas. lol. okay so lets describe Thomas, hes black, duh, hes wearing a brown button-down shirt, a tan sweater over it, and a tan polo jacket...jeans, and brown loafers. lol. wholesome. i asked where he goes to school and he said liberty. for those of you who don't know, that is a christian college. sooo, we proceeded to talk and what not... he is turning 19. ahh! so young!!!! but literally, that is the only 'flaw' that he has. he is so sweet and nice and funny and not douche-like. hes a christian and hes a virgin and hes waiting for the 'right person'. *GASP* times a billion. so we sorta kinda sorta kidna kissed... ah! thats maybe not a good thing, but honestly CGT has been nothing short of an asshole and i fucking deserve to be happy. if someone other than cgt will make me happy, i'm not going to pass that up. that would be stupid! anyway... he seems totally cool and legit... and i reeeeally liked talking to him and i really do wanna hang out with him in the future. i'll keep my faithful readers posted : )
don't forget to comment on my video!!!
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
leave you wanting more...
yeah, i should leave u wanting more, readers, but i stay at home alone all day and i get lonely because i have no one to talk to and i just write about me (usually uneventful) days... anywayyyy... today was uneventful. lol.
1. woke up
2. watched maury of course
3. ate breakfast
4. knitted
5. met with franci for lunch (delishh)
6. sat on my fat ass... ate cookies
7. la la laaaa
8. drove around a bit
9. got taunted by my brothers
10. got a call from CGT!!
11. watched the biggest loser
12. now i'm writing to you fabulous people! my gorgeous fabulous amazing followers! yay!
oh a quick btw. i was supposed to come home and work at outback again. i got FUCKED by them and now i don't have a job for the break. thankfully my neighbors need me to babysit for a few different days. i'm broke as a mafuckin joke right now.. and i barely have any gas in my stupid tank. GRR.
item number two. that commercial for guitar hero with corbin bleu... Ohhhhh lawd. that boy is too fine for his own good. i hope i never run into him on the street because i will make a fool of myself and possibly get arrested for a number of things such as public nudity, disorderly conduct, and possibly rape. i really need to figure out how to embed videos... let's try it out...
1. woke up
2. watched maury of course
3. ate breakfast
4. knitted
5. met with franci for lunch (delishh)
6. sat on my fat ass... ate cookies
7. la la laaaa
8. drove around a bit
9. got taunted by my brothers
10. got a call from CGT!!
11. watched the biggest loser
12. now i'm writing to you fabulous people! my gorgeous fabulous amazing followers! yay!
oh a quick btw. i was supposed to come home and work at outback again. i got FUCKED by them and now i don't have a job for the break. thankfully my neighbors need me to babysit for a few different days. i'm broke as a mafuckin joke right now.. and i barely have any gas in my stupid tank. GRR.
item number two. that commercial for guitar hero with corbin bleu... Ohhhhh lawd. that boy is too fine for his own good. i hope i never run into him on the street because i will make a fool of myself and possibly get arrested for a number of things such as public nudity, disorderly conduct, and possibly rape. i really need to figure out how to embed videos... let's try it out...
Monday, December 15, 2008
Monday Hangover
let me tell you about yesterday.
it was sunday. my brother/cgt awakened me with text messages. nigel's text was asking if i wanted a breakfast sandwich, which i did. cgt's message was a 'good morning' text. cgt and i had a small back and forth, he asked what i was doing, i said that i was in bed, he asked if i wished that he was there. i said 'yepp, i miss your snoring" he said, "you snore as well"...i know i do. anyway. nigel brings back the sandwiches. my sandwich was all fucked up, no sausage! UGHHHH! then i asked for a lemonade, but they gave me a freaking iced tea! UGHHH! greenway deli.. YOU SUCK! anyhoo, i pretty much layed around, talked on the phone, and knitted until around 3pm when i left to go to queens. my cousin, her friend, and i went to see cadillac records. btw, this was my first time going to the movies in a YEAR... crazy, i know. i'm glad we saw it...it was GREAT, even though beyonce was in it, and i can't stand beyonce. that movie was awesome. then we went to nakisaki for dinner/drinks.. it was yummylicious! slightly tipsy, we decided to go get some smirnoff ice and candy and watch the end of the sex and the city movie at my cousins house. that was very fun. then we pretty much fell asleep. pretty fun night in my eyes!
today, we woke up around 10 and got ready. then we went over to pace university (where my cousin goes to school) and watched some upperclassmen put on a series of plays... it was okay.. not really my cup of tea. then we wanted to get something to eat, but parking in manhattan is a joke. sooo we went back to brooklyn and got mcdonalds and went to my cousin's friend's house. we watched a wack ass true life episode and that was pretty much it...up until now. lol.
of course, an update with cgt business. idk... honestly. he is on a trip right now trying to get certification for something, and i guess he doesn't really have time to talk to me? who knows. quick story for yall...
okay, so one of the trainers at my gym... lets call him Robby. lol. Okay, Robby is really good looking. the definition of tall, dark, and handsome. he has a basketball player build... to make it terse, he is FINE lol. about a week or two ago, we were having a conversation at the gym and exchanged numbers. like, 2 days ago i was bored and decided to text him. i said 'you miss me yet?' lol. he calls me right after and a conversation ensues. basically he says 'i mean, you're feelin me, i'm feelin you, let's just cut the bullshit.' i don't know where he got this idea from, but it was funny as hell to me. well, i am physically attracted to him, and he is actually intelligent which i dig.. but he is cocky as hell and that is SO unattractive to me. anyway, after the last comment he made, i said, 'listen, i am not going to sleep with you so if that's what you THINK is gonna happen....' and then he like, gets all defensive like 'who said anything about sleeping with anybody' blah blah blah. YOU DID motherfucker! he said 'lets just cut the bullshit' ...well uhh... cut the bullshit to WHAT is my question. anyway. it was ridiculous and hilarious. i might be wrong, but i kinda wanna talk to Robby because it will take my mind off of the bullshit i must go through with CGT. readers, help me out with this one...
it was sunday. my brother/cgt awakened me with text messages. nigel's text was asking if i wanted a breakfast sandwich, which i did. cgt's message was a 'good morning' text. cgt and i had a small back and forth, he asked what i was doing, i said that i was in bed, he asked if i wished that he was there. i said 'yepp, i miss your snoring" he said, "you snore as well"...i know i do. anyway. nigel brings back the sandwiches. my sandwich was all fucked up, no sausage! UGHHHH! then i asked for a lemonade, but they gave me a freaking iced tea! UGHHH! greenway deli.. YOU SUCK! anyhoo, i pretty much layed around, talked on the phone, and knitted until around 3pm when i left to go to queens. my cousin, her friend, and i went to see cadillac records. btw, this was my first time going to the movies in a YEAR... crazy, i know. i'm glad we saw it...it was GREAT, even though beyonce was in it, and i can't stand beyonce. that movie was awesome. then we went to nakisaki for dinner/drinks.. it was yummylicious! slightly tipsy, we decided to go get some smirnoff ice and candy and watch the end of the sex and the city movie at my cousins house. that was very fun. then we pretty much fell asleep. pretty fun night in my eyes!
today, we woke up around 10 and got ready. then we went over to pace university (where my cousin goes to school) and watched some upperclassmen put on a series of plays... it was okay.. not really my cup of tea. then we wanted to get something to eat, but parking in manhattan is a joke. sooo we went back to brooklyn and got mcdonalds and went to my cousin's friend's house. we watched a wack ass true life episode and that was pretty much it...up until now. lol.
of course, an update with cgt business. idk... honestly. he is on a trip right now trying to get certification for something, and i guess he doesn't really have time to talk to me? who knows. quick story for yall...
okay, so one of the trainers at my gym... lets call him Robby. lol. Okay, Robby is really good looking. the definition of tall, dark, and handsome. he has a basketball player build... to make it terse, he is FINE lol. about a week or two ago, we were having a conversation at the gym and exchanged numbers. like, 2 days ago i was bored and decided to text him. i said 'you miss me yet?' lol. he calls me right after and a conversation ensues. basically he says 'i mean, you're feelin me, i'm feelin you, let's just cut the bullshit.' i don't know where he got this idea from, but it was funny as hell to me. well, i am physically attracted to him, and he is actually intelligent which i dig.. but he is cocky as hell and that is SO unattractive to me. anyway, after the last comment he made, i said, 'listen, i am not going to sleep with you so if that's what you THINK is gonna happen....' and then he like, gets all defensive like 'who said anything about sleeping with anybody' blah blah blah. YOU DID motherfucker! he said 'lets just cut the bullshit' ...well uhh... cut the bullshit to WHAT is my question. anyway. it was ridiculous and hilarious. i might be wrong, but i kinda wanna talk to Robby because it will take my mind off of the bullshit i must go through with CGT. readers, help me out with this one...
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