..Pink Diaries..

..Pink Diaries..
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Saturday, August 9, 2008

30 Truths of LCH (that's me)

1. I really LOVE watching TV. Especially reality TV.
2. I have a huge crush on Lil' Wayne.
3. I am a really big fan of Paris Hilton.
4. I am a youtube addict.
5. I went through a rebellious stage when i was 13 and 14.
6. My favorite thing to drink is iced tea.
7. My favorite cereal is Cap'n Crunch: Crunch Berries
8. I am really close with my three cousins.
9. I've never had a boyfriend longer than 3 months. Pathetic, I know.
10. I like Donald Trump.
11. My most listened to artist on my ipod is Robin Thicke.
12. I LOVE LOVE LOVE kissing!
13. I like when boys have neat dreads. Yummm.
14. My mom and I are very close.
15. I absolutely cannot stand Long Island.
16. I am obsessed with crime tv.
17. I started watching Family Guy when i got to college.
18. I am highly allergic to cats.
19. I hate cats.
20. I think the Jonas Brothers have no talent.
21. I am always being compared to Rudy Huxtable.
22. I love Cosmopolitan magazine.
23. I hate my butt.
24. I used to dance.
25. My favorite movie is ATL and i've seen it a LOT of times.
26. I'm a lover, not a fighter.
27. I HATEEEEE action movies.
28. I HATE going to see movies in theaters.
29. I love R&B music.
30. I was born in New Jersey.

why i don't go to parties on long island... PART 2!

i forgot to write about this. omg. ok. the house that the party was in was gross. okay we were in the basement. so i thought to myself, "okay this is a dirty basement. but people have dirty basements but a clean house." well got damn was i wrong. i went upstairs to go to the bathroom. holy hell this house was fucking disgusting. when we went to the bathroom... there was literally a pile of filth in the corner with hair and crap in it. it was sooo nasty. then i just looked around this house was so nasty. just garbage and random shit everywhere piled up. it was a pig sty! i am still disgusted.

i just had to let my readers know about this triflin-ness.

why i don't go to parties on long island...

so last night i went to a party on long island. i haven't been to a party like this since the end of high school. i never have fun at these beer pong, stand around, no (good) music, card playing, parties. i love leaving the house at 11, going to a house party, getting niiiice, and then dancing until 2am. <- that is a fun time! but this... not so much. let me set up the scene:

Character List
*No Shirt Guy* runs around crazily, screaming in an annoying "italian-new york" accent, without a shirt, making out with his slutty girlfriend who looks like she's not a day older than 12.
*Slutty Party Girl* is the girlfriend of No Shirt Guy and walks around the beer pong table, dancing awkwardly and off beat, she weighs about 67 pounds and has about a year's worth of hair gel in her head
*My Friend's Roommate* was altogether pretty cool, but her laugh was off the chains! not only was the laugh startlingly loud, but it was high pitched and never-ending!!!! when she would laugh, the whole party seemed to stop what they were doing and look at her
*Other Guys* were mostly just drinking, making out with their girlfriends, playing video games or cards, and just overall acting like idiots.
*Other Girls* were either making out with the guys, watching the beer pong ppl, or doing that same awkward dancing thing..

it was crazy boring... might i add in i was high... anyway, it was soo boring. i didn't feel like doing any of the 'activities' that were going on, including drinking (beer is so fattening) so i just sat around. oh.. which reminds me of something that bothers me...

white ppl are all of a sudden so comfortable saying the 'n' word. i don't give NO kind of fuck if there is an 'er' or and 'a' ending, that word should be completely off limits to white people. i mean, it should never leave their lips. they shouldn't even be thinking it! idk, maybe they didn't see me, a black chick, sitting there, or maybe they saw me and it didn't phase them. but either way, they should be seriously injured for saying that word. i don't like that shit. its bad enough that we black people say it. right? right.

that party was proof to me that i need to go to DC asap and party forreal. and its another reason to never come back.

ps... things with *mark are good. really good : )